heathermorrissexual

Am I attracted to women, not really. But I am attracted to Heather Morris!

I'm not a lesbian, but I am heathermorrissexual

by Heathermorrissexual March 17, 2021

Dirty Heather

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips

I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather

by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

pulled a heather

when your not a blond chick, and you pull a blond moment.

1.) oops i pulled a heather!!!!
2.) you sooo pulled a heather, dood!!!!

by Anti-dote July 6, 2007

Heatherize

To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.

Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."

1) stop heatherizing my clothes

2) why do you heatherize my dick

3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.

by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010

Heather

Bimbotic most of the times but one of the most beautiful girls on earth. Loves pink and talks really loudly -.-
Extremely popular. Awesome friend.

"You know that popular girl with curly hair?" "Oh you mean Heather?"
"I wish I had a Heather"

by Loveyouallmylyfe September 22, 2014

Heather

A drunken wild party girl, who often does things others would frown upon but is always the life of the party

That girl dancing on that table is such a Heather.

That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.

by KBHB December 28, 2011

Heathered

Being paralyzingly embarassed after uttering something stupid.

H-"I got gas last night"
N-"...What?"
H-"FOR MY CAR FOR MY CAR"
(That bitch got heathered)

by legzztheblond July 12, 2006