Well this happened

Often said when some weird shit happens

Freind: Sends porn
Me: Well this happened

by Verlexin August 3, 2018

It's happening!

What you say when you or a friend gets a boner i.e. a hard on i.e. an erect penis i.e. an erection.

1: It's happening!!!!!
2: Woah! Congrats, bro! Let's get lit!

by Sexy Tortilla January 5, 2020

I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010

Life Happens

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

by Beeatrice April 6, 2010

happen next

A clever way to tell someone to either shut up or speed up the process.

A: Guess what I did yesterday, I went swimming and had fun....
B:Happen Next

by Faith Ayers April 6, 2004

hapnetic

User interaction with a device or tool. The fusion of ergonomics and haptics. Cutting edge marketing.

There are no door locks on the market that have optimized hapnetics.

by Professor Hebner August 18, 2009