Lexi Handshake

When someone takes their hands and places them under the buttox of their partner and jiggles them up and down in a rhythmic motion saying "tweedle deedle doo"

Last night by lover gave me a Lexi Handshake next to the bananas in the super market.

by Connerics February 13, 2010

gothenburg handshake

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.

"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."

by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012

Philadelphia handshake

A reach around

It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.

by Cptnftck August 16, 2012

Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.

Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.

by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008

TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.

When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.

by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010

brooklyn handshake

When someone walks by a man and grabs his penis and shakes it up and down like a handshake.

Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.

Guy 2: Awesome, man!

by Mr. CharLIT October 31, 2017

Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.

Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"

by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011