Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

Hammock

Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.

She’s a real hammock-
“You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”

by I love luffy January 16, 2022

Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down

Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.

by Leonideez May 29, 2021

Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.

“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”

by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021

Hammock Effect

When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.

Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"

Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"

by BonelessKing September 30, 2024