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hamburger helper hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands
by Quaf June 2, 2016
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Hamburger on white

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.
Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!
by Dez4prez August 10, 2016
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Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.
"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster
by Krallgren April 30, 2017
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Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.
Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.
by Igger August 5, 2017
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Hamburger

Ground beef patty INSIDE A BUN.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT HAS TO BE IN A BUN.
NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER BE CALLED A HAMBURGER.
I’m eating a hamburger. Just look at the definition and you’ll know what I’m eating. It’s not a soup, it’s not a salad, it’s a GROUND BEEF PATTY IN A BUN!!!!!!
by Thehamburgerman May 27, 2018
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hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.
Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.
by jethrojones March 22, 2019
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hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.
by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019
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