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The Ten Dollar Haircut Place 

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?

musky haircut 

When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.
"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut."
musky haircut by Steve-o5000 February 7, 2006

New York Haircut 

A sex move in which the man cums on the woman's face, then proceeds to rip off some of her pubes and throw them at aforementioned cummed upon face. If done correctly, the pubes adhere to the semen, creating a "hairy" effect.
Bill: Holy shit, I gave Karen such a raging New York Haircut that she couldn't sit down for two days.
New York Haircut by Kittens White January 10, 2009

crisis haircut 

A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.
"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"
crisis haircut by miacracker November 20, 2016

Italian Haircut 

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.
Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.
Italian Haircut by sccameron91 July 20, 2014

two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

two haircut pants by grumblefish October 3, 2007