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Hail Storm

The dirty cousin of Golden Shower.

Lay on your back and have them drop their drawers and squat over you. Then they let it rip and drop a dump on ya.
by Daniel McRadcliffe December 15, 2023
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Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
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A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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This has to be hailed as a raging success

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points
This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids
by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020
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Hail

by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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Hail

Small ice rocks falling from space
OMG it’s the hail dented my car.
by Nothingbuttruth_wow January 3, 2018
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Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.
Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021
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