Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

gunt brulee

This is the dessert to the famous gunt pizza. A hard brown sugar like build up has built up over the gunt custard to form this treat. The crust must be broken to gain access to the precious gunt custard beneath. This is an acquired taste and a stong stomach and constitution is needed for its enjoyment.

'I ripped off her clothes and found a gunt brulee ready for me under her gunt strap!'

by mratcl May 29, 2008

gunt brulee au fraises

This is a standard gunt brulee with an added extra! It is fairly uncommon and only occurs on certain days of the month. This is where the gunt brulee is generously coated in a menstrual fluid coulis.

'I ripped off her guntage strap to find that it was gunt brulee au fraises, she was humming!'

by mratcl May 29, 2008

gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper

look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin

by Clagnuts December 30, 2013

gunt (The)

Alternate retail chain that sells clothes for those who have a Gunt.
Look out the Gap, coming soon to a town near you.

Star Jones shops At The Gunt, while Madonna shops at The Gap.

by Flashm2 April 1, 2004

gunt burger pie

shredded vulva meat after a meat curtain neatening operation baked into a shepherd's type pie served with mashed potatoes and ketchup

After her meat curtain neatening surgery, Lexi asked the doctor for the excess meat so she could make a gunt burger pie to serve to her estranged ex boyfriend.

by muddman3 June 16, 2009

Gunt-Sack

A fatty sack of stomach that hangs over one’s belt.

Hey Scott! Your Gunt-sack is hanging below your shirt! Tuck that in!

by Chartz111 December 11, 2021