grundle-knot

Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physical activity.

After the weekend camping trip, Steve realized no showers and day-hikes had produced a grundle-knot as tough as a dredlock

by KINGKEN April 28, 2005

grundleking

An expert in the area betwixt the anus and genitals that also is particularly outspoken in their art, so much so that they claim a self-declared royal authority of all things grundle-related.

Mercutio- "Bend thy back, and behold the grundleking!"

by Themistocles December 11, 2008

grundle snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle taint with one's penis
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed

1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"

by P. I. Staker December 27, 2008

grundlestiltskin

Mythical creature that leave tiny sweat ball treasures on a man's grundle

My girlfriend was going to go down on me until she realized that grundlestiltskin had already been there

by jkidchaos4 July 3, 2007

Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.

n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.

by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007

gunzlefuck

A person who is from the city and pretends to be a cowboy, or country.

Tommy is such a damn gunzlefuck in those cowboy boots and western hat and shirt.

by foxracer October 18, 2008

Grundle Spear

When a punter is tackled in midkick.

Frost just got grundle speared.

by themac January 15, 2009