BBQ Gun

An old term from the Southwest that refers to a gun that is not worn daily. It won't have the scratches, wear marks, etc a daily wear gun would have. These guns were not something that were never used or "useless." In the time the term came about they were functional guns (sometimes, heavily modified for better accuracy/reliability/etc) that might have some custom engraving, polishing, or custom grips. They didn't make many guns purely for show - they made guns to use and users modified them for show. They were normally worn in tooled leather holsters as opposed to daily wear holsters - which were plain.

In the revolver days (before semi-auto pistols) a church gun was a normal firearm as described above. After the semi-auto pistols arrived on scene this term applied to mostly Colt 1911's. Current times this can apply to any firearm that has custom work designed to enhance mainly appearance and, much of the time - functionality.

However, this should not be confused with a (today's term) "bling gun" - which can imply that the gun is more for show than effectiveness. Or that the user is not proficient in its use because it is only worn on special occasions.

In the Southwest BBQ's could be at a casual get together, a special event, wedding, or a different/very formal affair.

Also known as a "Church gun," a "Court Gun," or "the 4th of July gun" (in Wyoming) for obvious reasons.

"I'm wearing my BBQ gun to the wedding."

"He's wearing his Sunday best and his BBQ gun."

"The Sheriff showed up to court wearing his BBQ gun."

by Shaneaus February 4, 2013

da guns

The forming of you hands to look like hand guns, followed closely by the ridiculous movement of your hands back and forth to repeatedly point at someone. This will normally be done at the end of a bad joke and performed by someone who lacks social skills pointing to the person who they failed at making fun of.

Stephen- Nice slippers
Aaron- Their Moccasins
Stephen- Oh, well i'll just have to 'mock' you more then. <does da guns while speaking>
Aaron- <stares down stephen>
Stephen- <quietly walks away in shame>

by bsaxbuc December 15, 2008

gun fucker

A person who fucks his gun, most likely in Texas

Those gun fuckers can't handle the snow.

by ultralitepro April 7, 2016

finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008

Hachine Gun

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!

The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.

by MMcNutt January 5, 2016

spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

gun factory

Another name for the gym. It is where you go to work on 'the guns' i.e. arms. and build them up.

'Shall we go down the gun factory and build the arms up?'

by Gunnermatic January 10, 2007