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Granny Bomb

A 'bomb' that has exploded, and lets out lots of old people.

Originated from a person who drew an old person, with a feather in her hair...
The feather turned out to look like a bomb.
A granny, with a bomb = Granny Bomb
Simple.
Jaz: Come on! Lets get on that yellow and blue bus, we're late.
Kajol:Ok quick its going to go...
Alex: EW NO !!!! That's had a granny bomb on it.
by QuackQuackMeow May 18, 2009
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granny boi

That one kid in ur class that gets bullied for NO FRICKEN REASON…….. well except for liking CB
by YyyYyYEeEAhhHh kid February 8, 2023
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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
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Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
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granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
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Granny maracas

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"
by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016
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granny booty

Bro she got that granny booty 😂
by Theylovvmal March 14, 2021
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