February national grab ass month

This is a whole month of grabbing ass. Go crazy!!

Alex: is it February?
Nathen:it is
Alex:that means it’s February national grab ass month , I’m going to grab vivennes ass

February national grab ass month by Thayoungroyall February 3, 2025

May 5-8 grab ass day 

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust

May 5-8 grab ass day by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

grab your ass with both hands 

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

grab your ass with both hands by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

ass grab 

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

ass grab by rapmac November 10, 2009

National ass grab day 

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator

Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

National ass grab day by notheretoday April 20, 2021

National grab homies ass year 

Grab yo homies ass for a year♥️

National Grab homies ass year

National grab homies ass year by Geykumes April 15, 2019

drive by ass grab 

the most common form is when a guy walks by a girl, grabs her ass, and keeps walking.

for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.

girl A: OMG! that fucking asshole just preformed a drive by ass grab on me!

girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day

drive by ass grab by skytheshadowninja November 30, 2010