Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.
by piepton January 18, 2008

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019

When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.
by TartanMarine June 3, 2010

The first word to ever rhyme with orange - also the name for a smelly pedo who preys on young boys with ginger hair
Example:
Person 1: Hey look, he's trying to touch my younger brother's willy
Person 2: He's such a Goringe
Person 1: Hey look, he's trying to touch my younger brother's willy
Person 2: He's such a Goringe
by imapoosey October 8, 2021

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.
A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services
A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services
Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull
Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.
Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.
by imapoosey October 13, 2021

by Grossie_gore November 1, 2017
