Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

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Glummey

verb: To feel hungry and down; adjective: a way to describe the mood you're in

I'm feeling kind of glummey this morning.

by Mulberry Magic 2011-12 Staff August 22, 2012

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galumph

1. <verb> to move with an ungainly gait; controlled falling
2. -ed <verb past tense> to seat tables in a rural fine dining restaurant
3. -ing <verb> same as to galumph, but quicker and for longer distances

She picked up the menus and, with a smile, galumphed off to the dining room.

by Chowboy October 21, 2013

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Glimpsin

Verb. Used when one person is trying to make eye contact in a flirtatious way to his/her crush.

"I've seen you glimpsin Ella yesterday"

by SelectiveLearning June 12, 2015

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Glampa

A delusional middle -aged hair band musician who takes his songs ,long hair, and leather pants dead serious and thinks there is still a chance to "make it" in the music business.

Look at Glampa over there! He thinks its 1987.

by Hellodare May 15, 2016

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