galumph

1. <verb> to move with an ungainly gait; controlled falling
2. -ed <verb past tense> to seat tables in a rural fine dining restaurant
3. -ing <verb> same as to galumph, but quicker and for longer distances

She picked up the menus and, with a smile, galumphed off to the dining room.

by Chowboy October 21, 2013

idlbids

Abbreviation for 'I didn't laugh but I did smile'. To be used instead of 'LOL' because, in fact, most people didn't actually laugh.

Jim: Did you see the new lunchlady, shes a real babe
Brian: ..idlbids

by chowboy August 18, 2006