golf clap

Originally, "golf clap" was used to mean a sarcastic applause, for example the kind of applause that is given when someone drops their food tray in a cafeteria. However, it is increasingly being used to mean a sincere show of appreciation, especially on FARK.COM.

"That is a great link! Golf clap to the person who submitted it."

by webgrunt May 28, 2005

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

Disk Golf

same game as golf only with frisbees instead of a golfball and clubs. Frisbees are thrown toward the desired target which is normally a basket with dangling chains. The frisbee is caught in the chains and falls into the basket, in the same way a golf ball falls into its whole.

"Hey drew! lets go run play some disk golf!"

by Drew Smith June 26, 2008

Golf Cart Gang

an annoying group of kids who ride golf carts around the neighborhood; comprised mainly of skanky girls and the guys who hang out with skanky girls (is often found in Merrymont)

Look! It's the Golf Cart Gang! Can we join the Golf Cart Gang???!

by Amanda Leigh Phillips August 3, 2003

golf

A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.

Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.

by OutlawStar July 27, 2004

golf course

A place where black people are not allowed.

A suburban cesspool, where Republicans over the age of 50 unite.

Try playing some other wussy sport, like Tennis.

by momenti December 15, 2004

golf gypsy

g-olf gyp-sy

One who is unnecessary needy when it comes to friendships and relationhips.

"i just said goodbye to john and he went mental because i didn't give him a wink"
"that boy is such a golf gypsy"

by Ian Rush September 3, 2006