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Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014
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gary glaves

A legend plumber who talks utter shit and kicks off all the time! he drives that bastard red van around like an absolute scam! dont even be sayin shit about gary laaart or i'l brey ya!
oh my god mezza! i diddd see gary glaves last night! he isss having an affair with my mam!
by mezza graves April 12, 2008
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All In A Glaze Work Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the All In A Glaze Work Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!
Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!
by The G Lazer June 3, 2013
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Glaze your donut

To have someone shoot a load of cum on and around your gaped butthole making it look like a glazed donut
(Whispers in her ear while fucking)
“I’m gonna glaze your donut”
by Test Her limit bruh October 9, 2020
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Glazed

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.
Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.
by TheRealCM18 August 7, 2011
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Glaze

by pickles August 30, 2004
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