Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp

by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013

Mungey Gimp

A vagina.

She got the Mungey Gimp Up in my face

by What... the fuck? November 23, 2015

cunt gimp

An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy

Fuck off you cunt gimp of society

by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017

gimp ling

Long stringy poop

Oh I had a gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 8, 2013

Gimp lord

Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.

Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.

by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018

Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".

Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.

by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019

bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017