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Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.
"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."
by That one CU May 28, 2018
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Fuzzy buzzy

That fuzzy buzzy stung me!
by Bamfalamf May 16, 2018
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fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.
Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.
by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019
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fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.
The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.
by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017
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fuzzy chipmunk

Is the act of collecting 6 or more unkempt balls in ones mouth, while scurrying around in the woods.
Tiffany won fuzzy chipmunk when we were camping last week with Steve, Kyle, and Eric.
by Tb0n3r February 19, 2018
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fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you
Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.
by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018
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Fuzzy Lu

A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.

A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.
For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.
by LunaSeaHound July 1, 2016
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