funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

funnerable

Vulnerable to fun. Extremely open to doing fun things. Easily affected by fun things.

She is extremely funnerable, she will do just about anything that sounds interesting.

When on drugs, I become extremely funnerable.

by refactor March 18, 2013

Funder

A bender in which the individual does not drink in excess but rather fucks in excess...a fuck bender (funder).

My friend Catherine recently became single and is going on a funder through the city.

Funder Ho!!!!!

by Funder Cat!!! July 14, 2013

funnerist

The funnest day ever .

In a group of friends tear off the stick light it, drop it and wait. That's the funnerist way to light off a bottle rocket.

by samiamantha September 5, 2017

funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!

As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"

by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006

funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...

by Fred Christ April 23, 2008