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Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
by Hootie J November 7, 2021
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Funer

So if you don’t want to do an activity or anything because you want to do something funer You can tell your friends I don’t want to do this I want to do something funer
Hey guys so I’m not gonna do this I’m doing something funer
by :):D:(cookie October 9, 2021
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FUNERAL GHOST

Convincingly so THE OBJECT OF LIFE IS TO DIE AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
Test the hypothesis in the next definition as this is full explosive destruction of any presence as the FUNERAL GHOST will either be on the left of the equals or the right side of the equals for the PEDOPHILE ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN . It depends on not the middle as that is taken for the operation.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021
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Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.
Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?
by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Your Funeral...

What Carnellio in SBBF says.
Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity
Carnellio: " Your Funeral... "

Trivia:

Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity Is actually a long version of Painting.
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