Fuckstick 

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.

From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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Fuckstick by k4tk4t July 25, 2023

Fucknasty 

When used as all one word, fucknasty means excessively gross or filthy. No sexual connotation is necessarily implied. Fucking nasty combined into one word

That cutie from the bar looked clean, but when we got to her place it was fucknasty so I bounced
That chicken place on the corner is fucknasty, don’t eat there

Fucknasty by Wekkis October 5, 2023

Fuckstick 

The upgraded version of fuckwit. The fuckstick is an organism capable of acquiring a basic understanding of the world, yet, is unable to communicate beyond questions so shallow they answer themselves.

Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”

Fuckstick by All Knowing Thundercunticus January 17, 2024

Fuckstickery 

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.

The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.

Fuckstickery by Molman14 September 26, 2025

Fuckthastically

Adj. Comparing. Word used to compare nouns, in which one is significantly way more amazing than the other.

Yo, the Scattered Live version of David Gilmour on Madison Square Garden was fuckthastically better than the Rome version.

Fuckthastically by Mapm28793 October 17, 2025

Fuckstick

A person who is an asshole that is also really dumb but acts like he is tha shit

You are such a cocky FUCKSTICK, I can't believe I dated you!

Fuckstick by Basslikethafish May 2, 2026

Count Fuckstickula 

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.

Count Fuckstickula by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011