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Front Butt

A chick that is fat or largely unattractive.
I got drunk and hooked up with a complete front butt last night.
by Andy Choate March 11, 2003
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front mission

A turn-based Mecha RPG series by Squaresoft (now Square-Enix) that potrays a futuristic world where Wanzers (pronounced Vanzers, giant humanoid machines) are used in combat. Originating on the SNES, the series is hugely popular in Japan, with only four entries in US.
Front Mission 3 came out in 1990 for the PSX
by LuneKnight September 9, 2005
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Chinese front

When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.
Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..

As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.

The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.

Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
by Slammer111 January 4, 2014
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Baggy Front

A vagina with extra space due to the lack of pelvic floor exercises
Bloody hell Sheila you've got a right Baggy Front! It's like throwing a sausage up an alley!
by C Dore March 6, 2022
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front artist

The same as lying but your extremely great at doing it.
Man he’s a front artist always being untruthful .
by 3978E June 7, 2018
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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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Front Horse

Being a complete bad ass and winning. Also can mean yes.
Charles won Trivia, he was a total front horse.
by Semicolongirl June 7, 2016
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