Frosted Toes

When your toes are like little pink toe shaped icicles (they're always pink because of the cold, no matter what skin tone).Sometiems hurts, especially if you pour hot water on them

See:Bathroom Toes

ex:

Aww man....I totally have frosted toes...owwie....

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

frosted fudge pop

act of ejaculating in ones ass then pumping a few more times to evenly coat the penis with cum. then remove and place your cock inside your partners mouth to be sucked clean.

Dick was pounding Jane when he decided to give her a frosted fudge pop.

by redblurstang December 31, 2009

Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

by ShrimpingUSA.org March 22, 2010

Frosted Hitler

When giving a woman a facial, but only having enough aim or contents to give her the appearance of a Adolf Hitler mustache.

#1: Ryan couldn't control his finish and ended up only giving Amy a little dose beneath her nose...

#2: Oh man! Did it turn out to be the Frosted Hitler?

by Montmorency September 11, 2010

Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.

3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"

by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"

Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!

by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019