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Rooster Tailing

When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting

Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
by window shopper November 5, 2009
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Rooster Tail

When you're burning that 7018 rod so sweet that the flux solidifies and lifts off on it's own requiring no clean up.
Daw sheet, check out that rooster tail on my stringer bead!
by arcstrike March 4, 2012
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Iranian Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.
Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.
by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007
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socks on a rooster

socks on a rooster- something with poor fit or poor workmanship. Looks really bad.
That paint job on that car looks like socks on a rooster!
by Bone Daddy 52 December 18, 2010
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Rooster juice

The slimy part of an underdone, over-easy style fried egg.
"Excuse me - could you take this back and tell the cook to get rid of the rooster juice?"
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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rooster neck

A rooster neck refers to the Labia Majora, specifically when they have become loose due to aging, excessive intercourse, or a tractor accident
Monica's rooster neck is so big and nasty, it's like a hairy quilt.
by Willie the Wave October 28, 2007
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rooster sucker

a euphemism for cock sucker. Some one who currently is out of your favor.
That rooster sucker better have my money!
by Mike December 4, 2003
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