Farm Tool

An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.
I just got killed in A, Farm Tool you said A was clear
by PUBBERS#1 June 06, 2009
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carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!
by queenofskitzerland June 24, 2015
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Beef farm

When a herd of fuck boys get together for "bro's night" and forget to hit on women.
Man, last night went from party status to beef farm real fast when the ladies didn't show up.
by Tik Tak Bro May 02, 2015
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Titty Farm

A noun describing an area with a vast amount of titties
Wow bro my new neighborhood is a regular titty farm.
by Pimp Cunt February 02, 2019
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french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.
Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.
by akeno’ December 10, 2020
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coyote farm

Detective: I'm investigating on a coyote farm
by Rudy85 February 02, 2008
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Farming IND

Where drug pushers kidnap victims to test there drugs on
Yo! Did you hear Kellie got Farming IND done to her
by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021
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