China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009

China Lot

Describing of an object, whether it be a coffee table, book, or couch that is in your way.

"Hang on Kristi, I gotta move this whole China Lot so we can play the game on the table"

by Hi-C_Drinker March 30, 2009

golden china

A person who lives a very Luxurious life. Has a high stature in class. Works for important people. Is classed as important. Aka.... Snob!

Hey your boss is speaking to whats her face.... Yeh its like we are nothing compared to them. Them and their golden china

by Fennz001 July 23, 2015

China Town

China town is a super secrete code name referring to getting high. Super spy shit.

"Hey man lets go to China Town"

by J Dog 99 April 30, 2013

Made in China

Printed on the back of the American Flag

Teacher at Robert Clemente Middle School: Hey! You have to stand up for the pledge of allegiance. Security!

Student: Why should I salute a flag that 's made in China?

Teacher: ...

by The Moco Maniac March 3, 2010

China Kiss

The act of an Asian woman's sweaty snatch pressing against her lover's skin so tightly that it creates a powerful suction, resulting in a yellowish colored hickey.

Hey bro, look at this China kiss on my neck. I hope my parents don't notice.

by Nigboys6893947 November 30, 2016

China Peen

a small penis; based on the stereotype that Asian men have small penises.

He definitely doesn't have a China Peen!

by semicharmederic April 20, 2009