flute

Sophisticated peashooter. Performs at high frequencies and can be shattering at close range.

The flute squealed agonizingly, five ledger lines about the rest of the band.

by Stazi December 13, 2004

fluked

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

by edgarblah September 20, 2007

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley August 31, 2008

indian flute

a flute thats from India, used by hot indian girls that intrigue black rappers

let me tell you that
i like your indian flute
doo da doo da dooo
-Timbaland (indian flute, 2003)

by crunk me August 4, 2004

PINK FLUTE

A White Mans Erect Penis

Holding or Blowing on the old Pink FLUTE

by english abroard June 21, 2006

fluterus

An unusual organ of the female's body, found in only a precious, royal, few females, which plays much better than a piano. The fluterus has never been domesticated and cannot be used as legal tender in Bosnia.
Alternatively: a simple and tender word usable as a rhyme with uterus.

My dearest Griselda, do please cease flagrantly flaunting, flapping or flipping your fluterus during the Prince's Ball. It is disturbing to the lower classes.
or,
Once she gave me the key to her fluterus, the platypus died.

by Terabithia Schwartz March 3, 2008

skin flute

<noun> The penis of a homo sapien

"when emily played the skin flute, she really charmed my snake!"

by FEZ, FA December 11, 2004