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rabbit flu

Being a brother to the swine flu, rabbit flu is rumored to be a contagious disease that makes you sneeze fwee. It is often referrred to as H3N3.
Person 1: Vincent don't give me the rabbit flu!
Vincent: AchFWEEEE
Person 1: Crap now I have it!
Person 2: Good thing I got my 3 vaccines.
Vincent: Fwee?
by FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 2, 2009
mugGet the rabbit flumug.

Whine Flu

Like the Swine Flu, but what you call somebody when they overly complain about being sick, mocking them. Usually when they freak out and panic over the tiniest cough, believing that they have swine flu.
Dude did you hear about Erica? She freaked out because she had a sore throat and now she thinks she has Swine Flu. If you ask me, she's got Whine Flu.
by a1chrisryan1a May 10, 2009
mugGet the Whine Flumug.

Sheep Flu

When someone thinks they have whatever random flu they hear about on WebMd that day.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD, I AM SO SICK. I HAVE THE SWINE FLU! ZOMG!
Guy 2: No, you just have a case of the Sheep Flu
Guy 3: Oh No! I heard you can DIE from that.
by THE Tina April 29, 2009
mugGet the Sheep Flumug.

Vulpine Flu

A highly contagious virus that infects the pigmentation of one's hair, turning it red. To date, 4% of the world's population, or 120,000,000 people, convey this contagion. There is yet to be a cure.

Standard countries that currently house the virus include the United Kingdom (most notably Scotand), Northern Ireland, Canada, The United States, France, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Switzerland.

Common carriers of the Vulpine Flu include gingers, daywalkers, foxes, orangutans, and other red-headed beings.
The Vulpine Flu's origins trace back to the early history of the United Kingdom, a country with many redheads.

The Vulpine Flu takes its name from the red fox (canus vulpis), a woodland animal with sleek red fur. Many, including the Ancient Japanese, believed redheads to be foxes turned human, and as a result, redheads were absent from culture until Mary Magdalene and Queen Elizabeth II.
by Todd X. Reynard April 28, 2009
mugGet the Vulpine Flumug.

Flu Shot

The briefest possible act of sexual intercourse. There is no "pumping" involved - just insertion, ejaculation, and withdrawal.

Although very similar physically to a "one-pump wonder," but a flu shot is different because it is a deliberate act meant to save time. A flu shot requires training to accomplish correctly. A flu shot is a valuable scheduling tool.

Men generally enjoy giving flu shots more than women enjoy receiving them, but with discipline women should be able to train their bodies to orgasm from a single flu shot.
I joined the mile high club when I gave my girlfriend a flu shot in the bathroom right before the plane landed.
by silentnomoreusa.com November 23, 2010
mugGet the Flu Shotmug.

swine flu

Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.
Jack: I have the Swine Flu!
(Schoolkids): HOORAY!!!
by Overlord Oozumpti May 13, 2009
mugGet the swine flumug.

Colombian Flu

The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of sniffling's association with the flu.
Chris: You sure are sniffling a lot, man.
Kevin: Yeah. Bad case of Colombian Flu.
by Cosmo February 7, 2007
mugGet the Colombian Flumug.

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