Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

Elegant Flower

An elegant flower is a term used to describe females who seem sweet and innocent but are actually a bit promiscuous.

Isabella, elegant flower by day, thong acrobat by night.

by GiuseppePino June 3, 2011

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

by aretegroup May 7, 2017

flower of scotland

the unofficial but definitely should be the official national anthem of Scotland. potentially the most patriotic song to come out of Scotland. go on youtube and check out the videos of 'soccer' or rugby stadiums singing it - its the best

*in a Scottish accent* today we are going to learn 'Flower of Scotland'

by scottishnotbritish April 13, 2022

flower food

(metaphorically) dead, not longer alive, buried

She's dead, Mike. She's never gonna come back. She's feeding worms. She's flower food.

by Alexander Pup November 3, 2008

chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower

Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016

Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018