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The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
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Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.
Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.
by daddy5774 May 15, 2018
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flag flooding

Community censorship. A coordinated effort to report an online comment, story or opinion enough times to trigger the host's automated process to remove offensive content.
Her political opponents couldn't debate her on the issues, so they began an organized flag flooding campaign against her Twitter account.
by Fred_Kelly July 25, 2019
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channel flooding

Peeing in, not on. Recipient orifice can be oral, vaginal, or anal.
Sally advanced from golden showers to channel flooding when she let Bob pee in her vagina.
by PennHub May 3, 2021
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writer's flood

The opposite of writer's block, but just as debilitating. Writer's flood is when an unfocused, uncontrollable deluge of ideas come to mind, leaving the writer with way too much information to digest. Most of the time, the ideas that spring forth are completely incompatible with the current topic (e.g. robot ideas when the book takes place in Victorian England or recipes when writing an IT manual). The end result is the same as writer's block: an inability to create a functional work.
I started my college thesis yesterday, but I had a writer's flood of cyberpunk plot seeds. I'm still on page one.
by AlexTwentyTwo August 31, 2011
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Arkansas flash flood

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.
That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood
by Johny Headbandz February 27, 2023
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flooded

so filled with ejaculate that it spills out of whatever orifice is being used
He went to that sex club last night and got flooded in the sling again.
by andre1433 April 29, 2009
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