flashing

in chess, a slang term for 'checkmate' not to be confused with taking off ones clothing.

bob: im flashing you!
joe: WHAT?!?!? keep your clothes on!
bob: no, joe. it means checkmate!
joe: oh!

by checkmateflasher March 26, 2009

floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Flooshing

The act of moving at a fast, but confusing, pace.

"Erica took an ecstacy pill and started flooshing all over the house."

by Nigelfloosh October 8, 2009

florting

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.

"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."

by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006

Flossing

To perform oral sex with a partner who has a vast quantity of pubic hair.

-Katie was flossing Stephen all night long.

by giantdickblackguy December 31, 2010

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015