flesh nap

1. Sex.

2. The sleepy-time after sex (by either party), normally a quick snooze, but could last hours.

1. "Dude, it's been like two weeks since I've been laid, I need a flesh nap."

or "Wanna take a flesh nap?"

2. "Sorry I'm so late, Aimee came over and we had a flesh nap, and didn't bother to set an alarm. Sorry, but not sorry."

or "Wow, I feel so refreshed after that flesh nap!"

by Killingsworth13 October 10, 2013

Flesh for fantasy

THE BEST FUCKING SONG BY BILLY IDOL

Person 1: yo what’s your favorite song

Person 2: FLESH FOR FANTASY BY BILLY IDOL
Person 1: ok geez you don’t have to yell it

by Richard_is_baddie July 18, 2022

Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.

Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”

by FiddleCastro May 05, 2021

Flesh Conkers

The male genitals, ball sack, bollocks, nuts or testicles

The man was really rude to the lady so she botted him in his flesh conkers

by fleshconker April 27, 2011

flesh hat

When one eat's out a really fat girl and must rest her large stomach on his/her head.

Stacy gave Mike a stylish flesh hat as he plunged his head into her oversized labia.

by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006

flesh apron

see gunt.

when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick.

by grinder November 28, 2003

Flesh Jousting

A description of sexual contact of any kind

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her

by Seb Squires August 07, 2011