nigger flavored cracker

noun: Someone who is a white-black racial mix.
Left Winger: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist, what he really means is nigger.

Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?

Left Winger: Because he is a black man.

Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.

Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.

Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists
by Gould, Gould, Harper April 22, 2010
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beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.
Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
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Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.
Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!
by WiscoKid July 22, 2020
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coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk with a little bit of coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.
Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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taco flavored kisses

The act of offering kisses with the distinctive hint of taco flavoring for "my Ben".
Taco flavored kisses kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiises for my Ben.

Taco, taco. Burrito.
by Frank Buckland January 7, 2008
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Weed Flavored Condom

A green condom that tastes like weed.
ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.
by Polish Stallionette November 12, 2010
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strawberry flavored lube

So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014
mugGet the strawberry flavored lubemug.

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