lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf April 01, 2015

The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008

first violin

generally a violinist who has a enormous ego. they look down upon all the sections and are generally more privileged. we are better than you *hairflip*

Person 1: “look it’s the first violin with the big ass ego
Person 2: “ew”

by amandafrancesca January 15, 2018

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019

First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

by marcalite July 16, 2016

vivek the first

Sexiest man alive. No further context necessary. Check his sophomore album "fish" out on Spotify.

Satish: "Guess who I just met the other day?"
Rishabh: "Your mom?"
Satish: "No, Vivek The First"
Rishabh: "I'm gonna bussssssst"

by Bohemian Rhapsody 35 September 10, 2021

Fuck First

A person who thinks he is more important than an other. Or just better person.

Bad asses, Guidos, etc.

"That fuck first! He just cut us off."

"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"

by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009