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filipino 

A person who is born in the Southeast country, Philippines.
Max: I wish I was a filipino! I heard that they were good at cooking, singing and more!
filipino by Entity 303 August 21, 2016
Merger of the words Filipino & Jalapeño.

Generally used to describe a particularly attractive person from the Philippines.

Can also be used to describe a Filipino with a particularly short temper.
1.) Check out the Girl in the Yoga Pants. What a Filipiño!

2.) This Filipiño came at me with a Machete; apparently I was driving too slow.
Filipiño by mikeaeli April 12, 2014

Filipino 

Kick-ass asians that love kareoke more then anything in the world.

Enough said.
Filipino by filipinokid November 9, 2011

Filipino 

1.) think they know everything "filipin-know" filipino

2.) think they are the best hottest Asians

3.) Guys are cheap as shit

4.) Girls are scanky Catholicas

5.) sounds like slurping when talking

6.) 90% are nurses/nannies (ooooweee) NOT.
Filipino by YurSistaIzafathoehohoe October 30, 2008

Filipino 

Racially, there is no such thing as "Filipino" race. This is because Filipinos consist of Spanish, Chinese, African, Indian, Polynesian, Austronesian etc. blood. They are among the most resilient and adaptable people on Earth. You can find them in the coldest parts of Alaska or Canada, to hottest part of Middle East, to the roughest of oceans as seafarers. They are generally small and short in stature, but are much tougher than they appear. Their faith in their religion and their family bonds make them the mentally toughest group of people in the world. Filipinos particularly those who grew up in the Philippines are shy and unassuming. However, behind those meekness lies the heart of a lion! Filipinos who grew up in the first world countries generally are arrogant.

Filipinos are very hospitable and friendly, often misinterpreted by English-speaking Europeans or Americans as something else. Life is tough in the Philippines that's why Filipinos go abroad even in places like Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia or Nigeria. If you think your life is tough due to the current economic situation? You ain't seen nothing, mate. Go live in the Philippines and you'll see what really "tough situation" means from a Filipino perspective. No matter how bad a situation is, a Filipino will always find a reason to laugh.
Manny Pacquiao is a great example of a Filipino. He is far from perfect that is why he represents the "real Filipino" as opposed to Jose Rizal or those elite people of the past.
Filipino by El_Fusilado April 13, 2013

filipino 

A hybrid person resulting from having been conquered by horny indiscriminant Spanish sailors. Basically, they are "Sea Mexicans". Dumber than regular Mexicans, they consider the equivalent of a nursing degree their baseline for a medical doctor. Nothing makes you fear for your life like having one for a nurse while you are helpless in the hospital. Greedy, petty, and materialistic personalities dominate their culture. They have "No shitting on the beach" pictograph signs, because they are basically unclean. Filipinos are incapable of giving directions to their own house. Their language makes them cluck out every word like "buk buk". Gunggong is their word for retard.
Stupid Filipino nurse gave me an overdose.
filipino by TYMMCHN February 20, 2017