Name of somebody who is "Fartknocking" which is a game very similar to Ding Dong Ditch, only before you run away after knocking on the door, you leave a really smelly fart behind you, so the victem comes out to nothing but a horrid smell.
by DropkickDog December 9, 2008
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An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.
Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!
Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*
Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!
Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*
Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
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dude 2: The one that looks like a speckled Casper?
dude 1: Yeah, but she's still a hot ass farkle!
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