fairy fail

a circumstance when a female thinks she has found the man of her dreams, and then the two break up quickly for a ridiculously stupid and petty reason.

Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.

by scotty.does.know April 24, 2011

Typo Fairy

An evil little critter that haunts the internet and makes otherwise smart people who know how to type look like idiots.

I knop what you mena!

The typo fairy strikes again.

by xxdarkseraphxx August 29, 2005

cleavage fairy

When someone's showing just a little too much cleavage; not always seen as a bad thing

Looks like the cleavage fairy strikes again

by Myplague5 September 16, 2008

fairy dust

a random powdered drug that is really good but you have no idea what it is

Damn that fairy dust knocked me out last night.

by Jonathan Erwin March 23, 2005

coon fairy

a black man that is very feminine like that of a woman, but is not homosexual

i saw a coon fairy at the mall today.

by helio August 8, 2006

tooth fairy

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.

Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!

by amy, yo August 12, 2007

Mung Fairy

A fairy that sneaks in your window late at night after you've lost a tooth, and instead of placing a quarter, places a small ziploc bagie of mung under your pillow.

"Mommy, last night the mung fairy gave me the most delicious bag of mung, ever!"

by Josh the Mighty October 25, 2005