An evil little critter that haunts the internet and makes otherwise smart people who know how to type look like idiots.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An evil little lady with wings, and who looks something like that of tinkerbell who is also impregnated by a woman with a monstrosity of a monster cock, and an aged asian wrinkle. She lurks in the shadows of chat rooms, and other like things having any sort of relation to a keyboard of any type, whoring people out for her pleasure.