school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

by Haul8 December 7, 2015

neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017

erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.

Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.

by Scattergrunt November 13, 2020

General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

Res-erection

When u die and get hard after u die so u got like a zombie peen.

Yo dude I heard if you die sometimes your peen gets hard.
No way dude
Yes way dude
Dude
Dude
Dahhh that’s hot!
A zombie peen aka res-erection

by BhongWip42O January 22, 2019

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021