During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
by Dots-R-Us July 19, 2013
When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically
They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.
Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.
Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.
by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017
by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019
When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
by NeatWolf May 29, 2014
When the penis reaches an angle of erection greater than 90 degrees the test subjects were more easily knocked out due to the majority of their blood circulating through their genitals.
by Tychomagnetics February 17, 2018
That looks like an erecte E
by HangmanBranlica October 16, 2021
I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.
by 1234567890abcdefghij July 30, 2020