epic gamer bruh

An epic gamer bruh or epic gamer bruh moment is any instance in which one of the following occur:

- You or a friend get a Victory Royale in Fortnite
- You get a reverse-three-stock against your little cousin
- You win a match of Nickelodeon Scene-It
- Your mom gets jailed for fraud charges

Or something of a similar nature.

Gamer #1: "Bruh! I just got an epic Victory Royale and my parents just told me I'm adopted!"
Gamer #2: "That's such an epic gamer bruh moment!"

by #1 Shrek Daddy [Apparently] June 22, 2019

Epic Poggers Moment

When something cool/epic happens mainly used by the gaming community

That was an epic poggers moment

by 🅿️inhead October 15, 2020

Epica

A great Dutch Gothic rock band, who are awesome live, simular to within temptation but heavier.

Annoying teenage wannabe: 'Let's listen to evinesance!'
Real Metal fan: 'No! Let's go see Epica you stupid bitch!'

by DanC October 15, 2005

epic mount

When a guy is having rough sex with a girl doggystyle, raises both arms in the air and yells "FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!" as he busts a nut.

Damn, he epic mounted her ass last night...

by 8D September 15, 2008

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009

epic sneeze

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present

Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!

Aahhchoopbthhhh!

Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!

by annikool February 5, 2010