A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet
by Ubunga March 27, 2020
Get the Emil mug.An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.
-I slapped that bitch Emil once.
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Get the Emil mug.When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.
by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020
Get the Emil mug.Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.
Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....
by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020
Get the Emil mug.She is very smart and will always be ready to help you or talk to you. She is very loving and she is loud when she talks to people she is comfortable around. Emil is quite an introvert ,but talk to you whenever you want. She loves k-pop and k-dramas and big fancy houses. Sometimes it’s quite worrying.
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by Amaezn September 11, 2020
Get the Emil mug.An Emil is someone who goes around tattling on other people and giving up information, often to gain favor with authorities. They are known for being sneaky and untrustworthy.
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