A person that should have used a condom based off all the trouble maternity caused in his life.
"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."
"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."
by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017
Get the cordoroy elvis mug.Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.
Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.
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Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.
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Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.
by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017
Get the elvis sideburns mug.Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!
by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018
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Get the elvis vasquez mug.by Vixen395 September 20, 2016
Get the elvis tent mug.A crazy person who is the opposite of a levi and wears a scary wig and speaks in a weird
German like acsent. He kidnaps little 6th grade Levi’s as a joke and then he plays with a katana.
German like acsent. He kidnaps little 6th grade Levi’s as a joke and then he plays with a katana.
AHHHHH ITS ELVI
by Dat guy treeviiiii May 4, 2018
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