"Eli's my favourite person ever"
by anonymous June 3, 2023

James:yall seen Eli
Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

by notelihand May 17, 2022

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.
have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.
by Sppedy December 6, 2021

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.
by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.
by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020
