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Eli

Best person ever in the history of the universe. He's awesome man
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️
James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020
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eli

eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out
dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli
by notelihand May 17, 2022
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Eli

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
Eli is awesome.

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by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019
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Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.
have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.
by Sppedy December 6, 2021
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Eli

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.
Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.
by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019
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Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.
That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.
by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020
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