Devin Eleven

How 7-11 employees pronounce the name of their store. Said with an Indian accent.

Cashier: Ello, welcome to Devin Eleven

by Butt_man July 16, 2018

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..

Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.

by SpicySawce May 6, 2022

The Eleven Thing

The act of flinching when someone puts makeup on you.

When Mike tried to put makeup on Eleven in Stranger Things, she did the Eleven Thing.

by BarnabyandBella33333333333 July 9, 2022

at the eleventh hour

At the last moment possible

"She always turned her term papers in at the eleventh hour."

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017

Eleventy-twelve

a number that is impossible, because it cannot be reached, like eleventy eleven or anything like that.

the world will end using this number, someobody will try to write "eleventy-twelve and will blow up the world.

by the creeper down the street January 13, 2011

elevendy

The elongated synonym of eleven, used by small children still in the juveniles instead of eleven due to a underdeveloped brain, or lack thereof. It may be applied with other numbers, for example, "elevendy four", to further confuse people. The actual code of "elevendy" is yet to be discovered, though scientists are working on it at this very point in time.

"I have elevendy cents"

"I paid you elevendy three cents"

by MoxiKat June 26, 2003