elbow theory

This is the theory that the average man will judge whether or not to try and sleep with a girl based on her circumference index.

If guy can put his arms around a girl and touch both of his elbows, he will certainly try it on. If not, he will find another girl to test the theory.

I'm going out friday night to test the elbow theory.

by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

elbow frump

elbow frump is the extra flabby skin on your elbow

dude!look at all this elbow frump lol kyle!!

by dillie!! June 28, 2006

Nigger Elbow

The point where your elbows start to look like a black guys ass crack. You could be black, white, or asian. It doesn't matter who you are, nigger elbow can get you. once you have it, its hard to get rid of.

Guy: Dude look at his elbows.

Guy 2: that sonny has Nigger elbows.

guy: He has the case of the nigger elbows, thats sad.

by hlub January 10, 2012

Elbows Out

The display of height of the elbows above your shoulder, to show the amount of ‘yeet’ your night will be.

This girl Alexis is in here looking lookin’ like a crow with her elbows out

by Nipple Knockers November 10, 2021

Taco Elbow

Taco Elbow: Its kind of like "teacup sipping pinkie" but with your elbow, holding a taco and taking a bite.

I took a bite of my taco today realizing I had raised my elbow above my ear. I thought to myself, this is a position anomaly while eating a taco, somewhat elitist like floating a pinkie while taking a sip of hot tea. Eh, so what, tacos are delicious and I will continue to use taco elbow for every bite.

by ghogman August 1, 2011

elbow palm

When you are trying to express something stronger than facepalm but you end up tapping your elbow with your palm instead

Guy: I did legs yesterday.
Girl: *elbow palm*
Guy 2: why are you tapping your elbow?!

by naviman December 20, 2017

gift elbow

Injury that is most common between children ages 3-14 years old caused by receiving far too many presents for either Christmas or Birthdays.

Daughter: "I cannot open anymore Christmas presents because I think I have "gift elbow". I wish there WEREN'T SOO MANY."
Dad: I wish I had "gift elbow".

by jrite642 May 3, 2011