Dyson Teabag

Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.

I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.

by luderitz May 31, 2015

DYSTOH

It means "Do you still think of him/her?"

Guy1: hey man dystoh?
Guy2: Always

by Skustuhclea September 13, 2016

dyshoun

A NIGGA WHO SWALLOW A FUCK TON OF NUT

DAMN DYSHOUN U CAN EAT ALL THAT

by nathaniel adams January 26, 2018

Desmop Fizzy

A very famous youth icon and emo who goes by “Damon Fizzy” or “deefizzy”. He is inspired by wildlife and monkeys of all sorts. Desmop is a professional music artist with a hit song “My Unibrow”

Desmop Fizzy is our king.

by Starby Squad June 12, 2018

dymock

A not so old cunt who is referred to as "old cunt" usually a younger fisherman prone to exaggeration and general bullshitting.

Fisherman #1: How many did you catch?
Fisherman #2: 100kg, how much did you catch?
Fisherman #1: about 1.2 tonnes
Fisherman #2: fuck off cunt You are such a Dymock
Fisherman #1: I also fucked a mermaid.

by p1mpstat1on December 10, 2019

dysdonia

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?

by gnostic3 August 29, 2020

dyslogic

A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.

Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.

by You rReal Name January 7, 2021