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Dwarf Dump

1. verb. To shit on a dwarf (aka little person), usually as a sexual act (similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only with a little person).
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.
1. The midgets were offended when he asked if they'd participate in a dwarf dump orgy.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.
by malwarejake May 31, 2017
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Semi-dwarfism Syndrome

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.
Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.
by pushing daisies February 3, 2010
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Derf

1. The ultimate word that can describe anyone or anything. Can be used for describing how uninterested you are, your friends' personalities, music, the world, aliens, cafeteria food, etc.

2. What you name your pet when you can't think of a suitable name.
1.
Dude1: Are you okay???
Dude2: derf...

Dude1: My friends are so awesome they're derf!

Dude2: Arg!!! This country's government is derf!

2.
RandomLady: Let's name our new puppy... Derf!!!

RandomGirl: This is my pet hamster, Derf.
by Mio-chan August 4, 2008
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Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.
Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.
by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010
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Derfla

The name Derfla is of Thai origin and means "Gods gift to the earth".
My Name is Derfla. Bow your head in my presence.
by _Big_AL November 24, 2020
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surly dwarf

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl
Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
by SteenK L.ARSE.N March 4, 2005
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Seven Dwarf Syndrome

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.
"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.
by David Kahn January 26, 2009
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