Definitions by Mio-chan

Derf 

1. The ultimate word that can describe anyone or anything. Can be used for describing how uninterested you are, your friends' personalities, music, the world, aliens, cafeteria food, etc.

2. What you name your pet when you can't think of a suitable name.

1.
Dude1: Are you okay???
Dude2: derf...

Dude1: My friends are so awesome they're derf!

Dude2: Arg!!! This country's government is derf!

2.
RandomLady: Let's name our new puppy... Derf!!!

RandomGirl: This is my pet hamster, Derf.

Derf by Mio-chan August 4, 2008